Quotes Much?

These are all lines I hope to be able to use in Sahinia.

Serious:
1. "Don't I know you? Haven't I seen you in my dreams?"
2. "My honor means nothing when compared to the lives of those I love."
3. "Don't you know? I would die a million times if it would make you smile."
4. "No one can MAKE you do anything. They can influence you all they want, threaten, bribe, lie...but in the end, the decision is yours."
5. "I didn't know when it began. But I know exactly when it ended."
6. "Did it really mean that much?" "It meant everything to me."
7. "I'm sure he meant 'I love you'."
8. "I'm trapped between the death of those I love and eternal damnation for myself. It's not a hard choice for me, not at all."
9. "Pity...love...respect...fear...hatred...I don't even know what this feeling is."
10. "My love of you never stopped. My understanding of you...that's another story."
11. "What changed your heart?" "I made a promise."
12. "I should have known better than to think the past wouldn’t catch up to us."
13. "You always smiled at me...and now I wonder...what feelings were you hiding behind that smile of yours? What hurt, in my naivete, did I overlook?"
14. "You are my light, even if you don’t know it. Please just let me stay so I can feel that same light forever."
15. "You’re the light to my darkness, the strength to my weakness, the love to my hatred, the angel to my demons, the smile to my tears, the blossom to my weed. And though I’ll say nothing now, one day I’ll hold you in my arms and we’ll love each other forever. That’s what I believe…what I hope…what I pray for."
16. "From the second I saw you, I wanted to take care of you. But how can I take care of you if you won’t let me get near you?"
17. "Don’t die; live for me if my life ends. As long as you’re happy, I will be too. As long as we can be together, there won’t be a reason for me to cry."
18. "How long ago did you fall in love with me?" "Since the moment I met you, eleven years ago."
19. "If I could choose my death, I'd choose to die for you."
20. "Sometimes I wonder if anyone would cry at my funeral. Would their be any mourners at all? Or would their be no one, no one but the demons of Hell, dragging me to death?"
21. "You didn’t have to trust me. You didn’t have to love me. You just had to show me that someone like me could be saved."
22. "To run after you would to admit that I care. And to come back to you would be to admit that I need you. If I care for you, if I lean on you, I will destroy you, and there will be no paradise for me.
23. "And if you promised we'd be together forever, with no pain...I would run away from your lie."
24. "Memories are flower petals in the wind.
As soon as you wish to see one, it is gone.
But before it is gone, it is beautiful.
If we reach out and snatch a flower petal,
Will it have the color we want?
Will it be the memory we were looking for?
But if I pressed the flower petals between the pages of a book,
Saving them, marking them,
Would I remember exactly how it was that I met you?"

Non-serious:
1. "Why are you so embarrassing!?" "Well why are YOU so cute!?"
2. "Thanks for that exceedingly awkward and totally unnecessary information."
3. "No...we ALL failed." "Yeah, don't worry, it was a group effort!"
4. "Yeah, so apparently I'm a vampire." "...are you a HOT vampire?" "I DON'T JUDGE MYSELF!" "That's a "yes", right?"
5. "Ya know, if you just MARRIED me, we wouldn't HAVE these problems."
6. "Whatever, Captain Emo."
7. "WHAT!? Why would I fall for an immature, embarrassing, totally idiotic guy like him!?" "I dunno, cause he's hot?"
8. "You sure cry a lot, don't you?" "SHUT UP!!! -tears-"
9. "I'll assume you're intoxicated and don't really mean that."
10. "You suck, I hate you, this conversation is over, goodbye."
11. "Ooh, the romance!!!"
12. "Oh, DO try to make a comeback, I'm sure it will be QUITE interesting to watch you fail to outwit me."
13. "How come YOU get to go out with a girl you've known for TWO DAYS, yet I still haven't gotten a kind word from the girl I've been pining after for the greater part of my life!?"
14. "I dunno, cause I'm sexier?"
15. "Yeah, I kinda remember that. That was when we were told of our destiny as saviors of the universe, right?"
16. "I'm not gonna forgive him unless he marries my big sister, gives her a long, happy life as they live in a cute little cottage on a hill looking over a scenic countryside, blessing her with many children and dying after her!!!" "...you're not letting this go, are you?" "No. No I'm not."
17. "Do you love me now?" "NO." "How 'bout now?"
18. "Screw you and all your 3-dimensions!"
19. "Maybe you should try liking REAL guys." "STEVE IRWIN IS REAL!" "He's DEAD." "SHUT UP! He's not dead, he's just in hiding cause the mafia are after him!" "...THAT'S your rationalization for not dating?" "Yes."
20. "Whatever, screw you." "Now see, if I could do that to YOU, we'd have no problems at all."
21. "ARGH! EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS THE RIGHT ANSWER!" "Why are you so ANGRY about that!?"
22. "If you got any MORE oblivious, you'd think your name was spelled with numbers!"
23. "What a bloody wicked thing to do. I simply LOVE the idea of it!!!"
24. "Are you actually a girl in disguise? GROW SOME BACKBONE, MAN!"