What would life be like if I were a block of mozzarella cheese? TO BE CONTINUED!
I'm white so I must be racist. I'm Catholic so no one has ever persecuted me. I don't support gay marriage so I must be a bigot. I don't date boys so I must be a lesbian. I have feelings so I must be a drama queen. I don't like getting bad grades so I must be a nerd. I don't play sports so I must be unathletic. I cry so I must be emo. I wear black so I must cut myself. I'm not a size 2 so I must be fat. I like to read so I must have no friends. I don't shop at expensive stores so I must be poor. I'm not your friend so I must hate you. I don't know the latest gossip so I must be boring. I hang out with a boy so the two of us must be dating. I don't follow the crowd so I must be crazy. I love to laugh so I must be preppy. I talk about my family a lot so I must be incestual. I don't always tell the truth so I must be a liar. I'm not perfect so I must be wrong. I don't say anything about you labeling me so I must not care.
My ideas for some of my future fanfics (do not steal. Give me yay or nay if you please):
1. FMA: Rent. Ed is Roger, Winry is Mimi, Angel would be a girl, Maureen's girlfriend would be a boy. Cause it's easier for me that way.
2. DNAngel: Wicked: The Life and Times of Riku Harada. Riku as Alpheba! Risa as Glinda! And Daisuke/Dark as Fiyero!
3. FMA: The Little Mermaid. EdxWinry, with Envy as Ursula. Need I say more?
4. Vampires. With SOME story.
5. Buso Renkin: KazukixTokiko
6. Fruits Basket: Kyo has a little sister, and she wants to see if Tohru deserves her brother!
7. Fruits Basket: MomijixSaki. Because it's my crack pairing.
8. Avatar: AangxKatara fanfic
9. YuYu Hakusho: HieixMukuro songfic, Bring Me to Life
10. Ed and Winry switch bodies for a day. Maybe it's cliched, but did I mention that this is AU and the two of them have never met?
11. FMA: Basic high school setting: Ed is in love with a girl, and he wants to ask her to the dance. Then he starts getting anonymous love letters from a secret admirer, and finds that he likes them both. But are they the same person?? DUNDUNDUN!
Yay or nay people!
1. Want spoilers to my stories? Just ask! Ask specific questions or general! I WILL answer them!
2. If you like my stories and want me to do a oneshot for a specific pairing, just ask! The requirements are a) no yuri or yaoi b) I have to like the pairing (see below)
3. If you review nicely to more than five of my fanfics, you are eligible for a chapter in For My Friends! Tell me what you'd like to happen, and it will! Give me a name to introduce you by!
Frequently Asked Questions (Or Ones I Want To Answer):
What’s your name? Peggy!
How old are you? 14!
When's your birthday? April 21, baby! 1994!
Where do you live? STALKER!
What gender are you? I’m 100 percent female! People who call me a faggot or think I'm a man, I really don't know why they'd think that, unless they're retards. n.n
How many siblings do you have? 5 brothers, one sister. Pity me. No, I really do love my siblings. Here's a synopsis of them:
1. Eldest Brother: I've never gotten mad at him. No, really. He's sometimes the "mature" one (HAHAHAHAHAHA) and he used to look like Jesus. Oh, I kid you not. Everyone thought so. And he has an awesome girlfriend, he went to Notre Dame, and he is incredibly smart and has amazing acting skills. A total Shakespeare geek.
2. Second Eldest Brother: The football brother, he went to Brown University. He's hilarious and we all try to be as funny as him. We all fail. Very smart, with a huge imagination, and the best driver in the family. Also an obsession with monkeys. He also has the best singing voice ever. 100 percent of Peggy's friends agree: His voice is awesome!!
3. Eldest Sister: TEH BEST SISTA EVER. Shakespeare freak, drop-dead gorgeous without being perfect, extremely funny, and gives the best advice about growing up. All my friends love her, and I always feel 85 percent cooler when I'm with her. n.n
4. Third Eldest Brother: Have you ever seen the Godfather? Y'know the scene where Sunny kicks the living muffins out of his sister's husband? That's what my brother says he'll do to any guy that disrespects me. Yeah. He's THAT AWESOME. He's another one of the football brothers, and he's kind of my best friend and worst enemy at the same time. Love him to death, tho.
5. Second Eldest Girl: ME!
6. Second Youngest Brother: I've taught him everything he knows about anime. He loves EdxWin, hates Orihime and Envy, and didn't say anything when I screamed out loud during a scene of Yu Yu Hakusho, just said, "Wow, you SO called that!" (Cause I DID.) He's the younger brother my friends call cute. Not that the other one isn't cute, but...
7. Youngest Brother: ...he attacks everyone. XD He's so adorable, but he mauls all our friends. It's actually really funny. Also hates Envy, and refuses to believe Envy's really a man. This brother is AMBIDEXTROUS just like Edo!!
What’s your favorite color? Pink, blue, purple!
What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, drawing, singing, sculpting, listening to music, daydreaming, playing games on my cell phone, swinging, walking, making icons/avatars on the computer, and eating.
What sports do you like? To play: Volleyball and kinda basketball. To watch: Football and tennis. But I lack any athletic ability whatsoever. And I’m okay with that.
Favorite school subject? English, Discovery (the class for us smart kids!), and Art
Least favorite school subject? GYM. I can’t make a face that describes my hatred of gym.
What kind of music do you like? Soft rock, some metal, no country. I like almost every kinda music. BUT COUNTRY AND RAP! CURSE YOU ALL!
What do you look like? I'm an ugly girl! La la la la laaaa laaaa! Okay. I am NEVER doing that again. And I'm not THAT ugly. I have pretty nice blue eyes, long brownish-blondish-reddish hair (look, I don't know what color it is anymore, okay? People keep saying different stuff!), I'm kinda flat-chested, normal weight, pretty tall. Feh. S'not like I'm trying to impress anyone with my looks. If you judge me from my outsides, then honey, you ain't worth it.
What are your political views?
1. I am opposed to homosexual love. This doesn't mean that I target homosexuals, so don't act like I'm committing murder. I have never met a homosexual (except once, but she doesn't count towards this next comment cause she was a rhymes-with-witch first) so I don't know how I act towards them. I have talked to bisexual people online, however, and I treated them like normal people. I have no problem with reading or watching books/movies with gays in them either, so if any of you are going to go on about that, get mad at someone who calls homosexuals "fairies" "freaks", etc, instead of someone who just has a freaking opinion. I also consider homosexual love the same way I view incest. I don’t really think you can be in love with someone of your gender, just like I don’t really think you can be in love with your brother. I mean, I think my brother’s hot, but I got over the whole crush on him that I had for a while when I realized we couldn’t even get legally married, and that it's very unhealthy to be intimate with someone who shares direct DNA with you.
2. Abortion is wrong. You wouldn't have wanted YOUR parents to have had an abortion, would you? It doesn't matter what excuse you use. If you were raped, killing the baby isn't going to change that fact. Put it up for adoption if you think you won't be able to raise it. For a really good con-abortion speech, go to [link]
3. I hate pro-choice people. Hey! My "choice" is to bring a gun to school and shoot all my classmates!! That's fine, right? After all, pro choice!
(Kidding, okay? I would never ever do that.) Pro-choice is really pro-anarchy.
4. I hate war, but that doesn't stop me from praying for our troops...and the opposing troops. I wish they could all return home safely.
5. Democrat or Republican? Hmm... REPUBLICRAT! I believe in some ideas of both, but also disagree. Except that a lot of democrats I've met are bigots.
6. I am a Catholic. For some reason this is political. (If you’re Catholic too, let’s chat! n.n) Get over it. I'm not racist, I'm not trying to convert you, and God loves me. He loves you too. Why do people act like that's evil?
7. I think people shouldn't have sex til their married. Not just for religious reasons, it's also because, if you have sex a lot before marriage, what do you save for the person you REALLY love?
8. Drugs and alcohol are bad. B. A. D. You can't argue with this one. TT Hugs, not drugs.
9. Our government is not screwed up. The people in our government are screwed up.
10. Race and religion don't matter. Why do people like to get tanned, but hate dark colored people?? WTF!? And I know what it’s like to be abused about religion. I’m white, so no one talks about that…but y’know how people always stereotype that Jews are the ones who get prejudiced? Well, none of the Jews in my grade have ever been made fun of, but last year everyone in the school made fun of me for being Catholic EVERY DAY. So yeah. Don’t EVER call ME intolerable.
11. Girls are just as good as boys. I'm surrounded by lots of retarded boys (WHEN do they mature?) but I'm trying to lower my sexism (They ain't making it easy).
12. I feel that major issues are hypocrisy and apathy. I hate both of these severely.
13. The death penalty is wrong. Why do we kill people to show killing people is wrong?
What are your favorite anime pairings?
For FMA: The best pairing is EdxWinry. (Other pairings: RoyxRiza, LingxRanFan, ScarxLust, RussellxSheska, AlxOC)I'm good with AlxMei, I just prefer AlxOc and FletcherxMei.
Naruto: SasukexSakura (NaruxHina, NejixTen, ShikaxTemari but ShikaxIno isn't unheard of I may write a fanfic for them if asked)
Kare Kano: TakashixMaho (and all the canon pairings from this manga)
Inuyasha: MirokuxSango (InuxKago, SessoxRin)
Fruits Basket: KatsuyaxKyoko or KurenoxArisa…or YukixMachi (All the normal pairings, and MomijixSaki!!)
Avatar: SokkaxToph (Kataang!)
Ouran High School: TamakixHaruhi (No others)
Yu Yu Hakusho: HieixMukuro (Yuskei, KuraxBot, KuwaxYuki)
Tenchi: TenchixRyoko
Bleach: IchigoxRukia (ToshiroxMomo, KisukexYoruichi, GinxRanginku)
Buso Renkin: KazukixTokiko
Girl Got Game: ChiharuxKyo
Ceres: YuhixAya
Rebound/Harlem Beat: SawamuraxMizzy
DNAngel: SatoshixRisa (DaiDarRiku...so NOT a threesome!)
Flame of Recca: ReccaxYanagi (DomonxFuko) (Kaoru NEEDS to stay single. Ditto Tokiya.)
If people will give me other animes, I'll put my favorite pairings for those too!
What are you afraid of? Some of my phobias:
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents. (Fear of people I love in accidents)
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. (no one's worse than your peers)
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers.(Only if they might be dangerous.)
And my biggest phobia:
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
And I think Marinophobia is fear of sea creatures, which I severely have
Other websites? [link] [link]
Are you in love? I'm so cool I confessed to the guy I liked!!
Which Harry Potter characters are you in love with? Fred, George, Lupin, Sirius, and Kreacher. I will marry Kreacher and have little half-elf-half-human babies.
Lord of the Rings characters? PIPPIN, Legolas, PIPPIN, Aragorn, PIPPIN, Merry, PIPPIN, Eomir, PIPPIN, Faramir, PIPPIN, Boromir, and Pippin.
Are you a nice person? Pssssht.
Are you a hopeless romantic? HECK YES!
Do you like yaoi? HECK EFFING NO.
What about yuri? What about you dying?
On that note, I don't dislike people who like yaoi/yuri as long as
1. They like somewhat CANON pairings/pairings in which one character isn't already involved with a member of the opposite gender.
2. They don't try to force you to convert to yaoiism/yuriism.
3. They don't have 15 different pairings for one character.
4. They don't make you hear about it if it makes you feel uncomfortable.
5. They like it for the pairings, not for the hotness. I don't like it when people say "but it's so hot!!!" Well...some people think rape is hot, y'know?
Do you hate anyone? I try not to hate people. But I severely dislike some of them.
Do people hate you? Lots of people hate me. Some of them, I have absolutely no idea why, but they hate me. I don't care if people hate me, as long as they don't lie about me.
Have you ever had a boyfriend? Nah, I'm only fourteen! And girls who date before 16 are whores! So says mah sista.
How do you show care for someone? When I love someone (either platonic or romantic) I either shower them with praise or wail on them all the time. Because the more you ruv someone, de more you want to kir dem.
What are your usual grades? I get 4.0s on pure luck.
Any other questions? Go 'head an' ask 'em, I'll answer 'em!
I'm a tsukkomi!
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Things I dislike:
Cheerleaders/popular people. Not always synonymous, I know.
Bigoted hypocrites.
People who think I must have no friends because I don't like Edward Cullen. Because, in the real world, people only care about your opinion on Edward Cullen.
The fact that Cullen has the same name as Edward Elric. He doesn't deserve the same name as someone as funny as Ed.
Men. I hate men. I can't abide em even now and then. (-continues to sing the "I Hate Men" song from "Kiss Me Kate")
People who insult you without due cause. If person A insults person B first, then person B can insult A back, and has a perfectly valid reason for doing so. Person A's just a .
Zac Efron.
Vanessa Hudgens.
When people judge you meanly based on your likes/dislikes. -.-;
Political correctness. I mean, to a certain extent, it's wonderful, but nearly everyone takes it too far or not far enough. Extreme political correctness is like walking on very thin ice; you're trying so carefully to tread lightly, so that you don't break it, that you lose your own stride. (Copyrighted, muffin-heads.
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Hilary Duff.
When people assume things about me, 98 of which are never true.
When people call me "gay". If you're using it like "homosexual", let me make something clear. I am not, nor have I ever been, gay. I like boys. I have always liked boys. I will always like boys. I am not gay, lesbian, or anything. If you mean it like "stupid", then you're the stupid one. Gay doesn't mean stupid, and it annoys me when people say that. I don't support homosexuality, but I hate people who insult homosexuals. Find a new insult.
Popular people. Doo-doo heads! Oh yeah, I went there!
People who don't know any Shakespeare. DUUUUDE, what's WRONG with you!?
Things I like:
The word "stepchiled'. No, it's not a real word, it's a word my friend and I use to shorten the phrase "red-headed stepchild with sexy legs". Yeah, don't ask.
Hugs.
Acting like a lesbian with your friends.
Pretending to be racist with your friends.
Getting into discussions about nerdy things with your friends.
Anime and Manga!
EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXFREAKINGWINRY!
The song "Why am I Gabriel? Why am I Anderson?" If you don't know it, monkey you!
King Tut. (Golden idol...he's an Egyptian!) by Steve Martin.
Steve Martin.
Robin Williams.
My brothers.
My kick-rhymes-with-trash sister.
My mommy and daddy.
My friends, EXCEPT JAY! ; Jk, I loooove you, Jay-bozu, you red headed stepchild with sexy legs!
Greed!Ling's facial expressions in FMA. I don't know why I find them so funny. I just do.
Reading through people's profiles. Man, some people are HILARIOUS!
The phrase "butternut crudmuffins".
Meeting nice people.
My views on some of the most important issues of humankind:
1. Pepsi vs. Coke: Coke wins. Whilst Pepsi does do well with Jazz and a few others, they always copy off Coke. -shakes head sadly and begins to tear up-
2. Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings: Considering the fact that every Star Wars movie either had crappy special effects, crappy script, or an "evil wins" theme, LOTR wins.
3. Pirates vs. Ninjas: Ninjas. I'm sorry, but Kakashi would kick Jack's butt.
4. Cats vs. Dogs: Cats.
5. Love vs. Money: Love.
6. Rich and miserable vs. Poor and happy: Poor. Duh.
7. Old Disney vs. Present Disney: Old Disney. Now they're trying to make sequels, most of which suck.
8. Harry vs. Ron: Ron. Ron gets Hermione, Ron is cooler, and from what I can tell, Ron has more fangirls.
9. Anime vs. Manga: Manga. Sometimes the voice actors suck. Case in point: DNAngel. The only reason I watched it was cause of Dark's voice actor. Even the art sucked. My poor Satoshi-sama...
Another case: Flame of Recca anime. No. Just...no. Literally, a huge piece of me DIED after seeing three minutes of that!
10. Cheddar vs. Mozzarella: Cheddar!!
11. My Chemical Romance vs. Green Day: MCR FOREVER!
12. Marvel vs. DC: MARVEL! The only good DC comics character is Batman. Wonder Woman's pretty good, and the Flash is okay, but Marvel just pwns.
13. Facebook vs. Myspace: Facebook.
14. Miley vs. Selena: Not even a contest. Miley.
15. Miley vs. Hannah: Miley.
16. Ninjas vs. Vampires: Which vampire, which ninja? Fai would kill Naruto, but Kurei would totally own Edward Cullen. Set him aflame with Kurenai, Kurei! PLEEEEEASE!! And hel-LO, Mr. Crepsley vs. Kakashi? Our Vampy would OWN HIS FACE!!
17. King Kong vs. Godzilla: King Kong, probably. But I've never seen a Godzilla movie...Hm...
18. Jonas Vs. Miley: Miley would win one-on-one (girl power!
but they'd beat her if they ganged up.
19. Nick Jonas vs. Joe Jonas: As awesome as Joe's name is, I'll have to go with Nick. =
20. Alex Rider vs. Artemis Fowl: ARGH! I...MUST...CHOOSE!
Artemis. I'm so sorry, Alex. It's just that you aren't as funny. -runs away crying-
21. Vampires vs. Werewolves: Again, which vampire, which werewolf? Cullen vs. Black? Psht, Jacob owns. Darren Shan vs. Jacob Black? Darren would beat Jacob within an inch of his life. Then he'd be all honorable and be like, "here, let me tend your wounds..." DARREN, I LOVES YOU!!
22. Boys vs. Girls: Girls, for several reasons. If you want em, I'll give em.
23. Edward vs. Jacob: Seriously, if you don't know my answer, you probably have brain damage.
24. Stewie vs. Brian: Stewie. All the freaking way.
Defending Stuff I Like Against Arguments:
1. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
Argument1: She's, like, schizophrenic!
My Reply: You DO know that the whole Hannah/Miley thing is for her SHOW, right? That it was DISNEY'S idea?
2: The song Nobody's Perfect is sooooo vain!
R: Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics? It never once says that Hannah's perfect. The line is "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again til I get it right". Not, "Nobody's perfect but ME!" No, it's saying that to get something right you have to work at it.
3:She dated Nick Jonas! NICK'S MINE!
R: ...Has Nick ever met you? You're more like his stalker than his girlfriend, especially if you hate someone just because they've dated him.
4. She's such a who.re!
R: Right. Because most of the celebrities out there are just ever so chaste.
5. Her dad got her job FOR her.
R: When you become famous, get your own TV show, and be known to every American (for good or bad), all on your own, with no help, tell me, and then your argument will be valid.
6. I hate her voice!
R: Okay. But then, after saying that, you comment on people's Miley stuff saying "she's a !" or whatever. Your voice PROBABLY isn't that much better.
2. Anime/Manga
1: It's backwards! That's so WEIRD!
R: Lots of countries have their written language read right-to-left or up-to-down, etc. Saying that manga is bad because it's read right-to-left is racist and ethnocentric. Keeping it right-to-left respects the manga-ka, (the person who draws the manga) as they tend to like it better that way.
2: It's all about fighting/It's all about se.x!
R: Not true. Just as there are several different kinds of novels, there are different genres of manga.
Examples: Fullmetal Alchemist is a fantasy/fighting manga. But Fruits Basket is a fantasy/romance manga. And just because a manga has fighting in it, there are always other elements. Ex: Dragonball Z is mainly focused on fighting, but there's a lot of comedy and a little romance in it too. n.n
3. I HATE POKEMON!
R: Right. Because Pokemon is definitely the only anime out there.
4. I hate reading!
R: How often do you read for pleasure? Try it. You might actually enjoy it.
5. I prefer REAL books.
R: Why? Manga has pretty pretty pictures.
6. It rots your mind! (Parents)
R: Actually, I have learned a large amount about the Japanese culture from manga. And shouldn't we be encouraged to broaden our horizons?
3. My Edward Cullen Hate
1. How can you hate him?
R: He's boring. He's the perfect man, and so he's boring. -shrugs-
2. Have you even read the books!?
R: Yes.
3. You have all that manga crap, so we have Edward!
R: There are literally thousands of manga series. There is one Twilight series. See the difference? And don't call it crap, as you've probably never read it. Also, manga/anime icons are different because we use IMAGES, not just lines that have been used for a million other icons. I swear to God, "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb" is so freaking over used! >
And...consider this. 75 of the time I go on Iconator, there's a Twilight avvie in the new avatars section. And it's not, like, original or anything. That doesn't happen with manga avvies.
4. How can you hate a fictional character?
R: The same way you can love one.
5. Well you're obsessed with him too if you hate him!
R: No. He takes up maybe .0001 of my life. I just made that avvie and the club in passing. It took like three minutes, for God's sake.
6. You're just trying to offend people!
R: Who's trying to offend someone here? Me, who just made a little avvie, or all the people who comment my profile cursing me out and saying I have no friends since I hate Edward Cullen?
7. Edward's too good for you anyway!
R: ...gee. Poor me.
8. You can have your opinion, just be nice about it!
R: How is "I Hate Edward Cullen" mean? If I said "Edward Cullen Lovers Are ", then it would be, but I have never said anything like that, nor do I think it.
4. Winry Rockbell, from FMA
1. She's a slut!
R: Not really. She only has one shirt in the story that's sluttish, and she only wears it at home. Outside of home, she wears not sluttish shirts.
2. ED'S MINE!
R: Are you serious? He's a fictional character. He will never be yours. Ever. He can, however, be Winry's. So if you really loved him, you would accept that he loves her.
3. Ed's Roy's/Rose's/Noa's/etc!
R: Um...no. Do you want me to go through and point out every proof of EdxWin, and anti proof of Edxanyone else? EdxWinry is canon, guys.
4. She whines all the time!
R: Compared to a bunch of military generals, who are, like, the only other characters, yeah, Winry's not that tough.
For really good Winry defense, go to [link]
Seriously, this person's awesome! If I had a livejournal account I'd worship the computer she types on.
5. John McCain
1. He's a Republican!
R: Are you so petty that a person's political party matters so much? You would never even consider voting for someone who didn't agree with you? That's bigoted.
2. He's a war-monger!
R: Judging by how he was TORTURED FOR YEARS FOR HIS COUNTRY, I would think that McCain, more than anyone else, knows how bad war is, but that it is sometimes necessary!
3. I hate the war!
R: Most people do. But can we really justify scre.wing over a country and then leaving so we can say "well, we stopped hurting them!" We need to finish our job, then help them recover.
4. He thinks we should stay in the war for 100 years!
R: -Sigh- He said our troops would be in Iraq for 100 years, not that we'd be in the war that long. We have troops all over the world, and they've been there for a while. THAT'S what he meant.
5. He's so old!
R: Since when does age tell you how useful someone will be? Doesn't wisdom come with years? Geez.
6. Obama/Hilary forever!
R: Obama can run in four years, when he knows more about leading people. And do you seriously want Hilary for president? I don't think you can trust her as far as you can throw her.
Jesus is not my homeboy. He's my Lord. But prodigal son is mah homeboy! XD
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If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
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If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
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KEITH! MY LIFE! MY LOVE! MY SOUL!
Keith: Shut. Up. You STALKER!
Why do I say stalker so often? Stalker, stalker, stalker, staaaaaaaalkeeeeeer!!
IT MUST BE A LONG PROFILE, ELSE IT WOULD NOT EFFECTIVELY SHOW MY COMPLEXITUDENESS!! GOSH!
I'm white so I must be racist. I'm Catholic so no one has ever persecuted me. I don't support gay marriage so I must be a bigot. I don't date boys so I must be a lesbian. I have feelings so I must be a drama queen. I don't like getting bad grades so I must be a nerd. I don't play sports so I must be unathletic. I cry so I must be emo. I wear black so I must cut myself. I'm not a size 2 so I must be fat. I like to read so I must have no friends. I don't shop at expensive stores so I must be poor. I'm not your friend so I must hate you. I don't know the latest gossip so I must be boring. I hang out with a boy so the two of us must be dating. I don't follow the crowd so I must be crazy. I love to laugh so I must be preppy. I talk about my family a lot so I must be incestual. I don't always tell the truth so I must be a liar. I'm not perfect so I must be wrong. I don't say anything about you labeling me so I must not care.
My ideas for some of my future fanfics (do not steal. Give me yay or nay if you please):
1. FMA: Rent. Ed is Roger, Winry is Mimi, Angel would be a girl, Maureen's girlfriend would be a boy. Cause it's easier for me that way.
2. DNAngel: Wicked: The Life and Times of Riku Harada. Riku as Alpheba! Risa as Glinda! And Daisuke/Dark as Fiyero!
3. FMA: The Little Mermaid. EdxWinry, with Envy as Ursula. Need I say more?
4. Vampires. With SOME story.
5. Buso Renkin: KazukixTokiko
6. Fruits Basket: Kyo has a little sister, and she wants to see if Tohru deserves her brother!
7. Fruits Basket: MomijixSaki. Because it's my crack pairing.
8. Avatar: AangxKatara fanfic
9. YuYu Hakusho: HieixMukuro songfic, Bring Me to Life
10. Ed and Winry switch bodies for a day. Maybe it's cliched, but did I mention that this is AU and the two of them have never met?
11. FMA: Basic high school setting: Ed is in love with a girl, and he wants to ask her to the dance. Then he starts getting anonymous love letters from a secret admirer, and finds that he likes them both. But are they the same person?? DUNDUNDUN!
Yay or nay people!
1. Want spoilers to my stories? Just ask! Ask specific questions or general! I WILL answer them!
2. If you like my stories and want me to do a oneshot for a specific pairing, just ask! The requirements are a) no yuri or yaoi b) I have to like the pairing (see below)
3. If you review nicely to more than five of my fanfics, you are eligible for a chapter in For My Friends! Tell me what you'd like to happen, and it will! Give me a name to introduce you by!
Frequently Asked Questions (Or Ones I Want To Answer):
What’s your name? Peggy!
How old are you? 14!
When's your birthday? April 21, baby! 1994!
Where do you live? STALKER!
What gender are you? I’m 100 percent female! People who call me a faggot or think I'm a man, I really don't know why they'd think that, unless they're retards. n.n
How many siblings do you have? 5 brothers, one sister. Pity me. No, I really do love my siblings. Here's a synopsis of them:
1. Eldest Brother: I've never gotten mad at him. No, really. He's sometimes the "mature" one (HAHAHAHAHAHA) and he used to look like Jesus. Oh, I kid you not. Everyone thought so. And he has an awesome girlfriend, he went to Notre Dame, and he is incredibly smart and has amazing acting skills. A total Shakespeare geek.
2. Second Eldest Brother: The football brother, he went to Brown University. He's hilarious and we all try to be as funny as him. We all fail. Very smart, with a huge imagination, and the best driver in the family. Also an obsession with monkeys. He also has the best singing voice ever. 100 percent of Peggy's friends agree: His voice is awesome!!
3. Eldest Sister: TEH BEST SISTA EVER. Shakespeare freak, drop-dead gorgeous without being perfect, extremely funny, and gives the best advice about growing up. All my friends love her, and I always feel 85 percent cooler when I'm with her. n.n
4. Third Eldest Brother: Have you ever seen the Godfather? Y'know the scene where Sunny kicks the living muffins out of his sister's husband? That's what my brother says he'll do to any guy that disrespects me. Yeah. He's THAT AWESOME. He's another one of the football brothers, and he's kind of my best friend and worst enemy at the same time. Love him to death, tho.
5. Second Eldest Girl: ME!
6. Second Youngest Brother: I've taught him everything he knows about anime. He loves EdxWin, hates Orihime and Envy, and didn't say anything when I screamed out loud during a scene of Yu Yu Hakusho, just said, "Wow, you SO called that!" (Cause I DID.) He's the younger brother my friends call cute. Not that the other one isn't cute, but...
7. Youngest Brother: ...he attacks everyone. XD He's so adorable, but he mauls all our friends. It's actually really funny. Also hates Envy, and refuses to believe Envy's really a man. This brother is AMBIDEXTROUS just like Edo!!
What’s your favorite color? Pink, blue, purple!
What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, drawing, singing, sculpting, listening to music, daydreaming, playing games on my cell phone, swinging, walking, making icons/avatars on the computer, and eating.
What sports do you like? To play: Volleyball and kinda basketball. To watch: Football and tennis. But I lack any athletic ability whatsoever. And I’m okay with that.
Favorite school subject? English, Discovery (the class for us smart kids!), and Art
Least favorite school subject? GYM. I can’t make a face that describes my hatred of gym.
What kind of music do you like? Soft rock, some metal, no country. I like almost every kinda music. BUT COUNTRY AND RAP! CURSE YOU ALL!
What do you look like? I'm an ugly girl! La la la la laaaa laaaa! Okay. I am NEVER doing that again. And I'm not THAT ugly. I have pretty nice blue eyes, long brownish-blondish-reddish hair (look, I don't know what color it is anymore, okay? People keep saying different stuff!), I'm kinda flat-chested, normal weight, pretty tall. Feh. S'not like I'm trying to impress anyone with my looks. If you judge me from my outsides, then honey, you ain't worth it.
What are your political views?
1. I am opposed to homosexual love. This doesn't mean that I target homosexuals, so don't act like I'm committing murder. I have never met a homosexual (except once, but she doesn't count towards this next comment cause she was a rhymes-with-witch first) so I don't know how I act towards them. I have talked to bisexual people online, however, and I treated them like normal people. I have no problem with reading or watching books/movies with gays in them either, so if any of you are going to go on about that, get mad at someone who calls homosexuals "fairies" "freaks", etc, instead of someone who just has a freaking opinion. I also consider homosexual love the same way I view incest. I don’t really think you can be in love with someone of your gender, just like I don’t really think you can be in love with your brother. I mean, I think my brother’s hot, but I got over the whole crush on him that I had for a while when I realized we couldn’t even get legally married, and that it's very unhealthy to be intimate with someone who shares direct DNA with you.
2. Abortion is wrong. You wouldn't have wanted YOUR parents to have had an abortion, would you? It doesn't matter what excuse you use. If you were raped, killing the baby isn't going to change that fact. Put it up for adoption if you think you won't be able to raise it. For a really good con-abortion speech, go to [link]
3. I hate pro-choice people. Hey! My "choice" is to bring a gun to school and shoot all my classmates!! That's fine, right? After all, pro choice!
(Kidding, okay? I would never ever do that.) Pro-choice is really pro-anarchy.4. I hate war, but that doesn't stop me from praying for our troops...and the opposing troops. I wish they could all return home safely.
5. Democrat or Republican? Hmm... REPUBLICRAT! I believe in some ideas of both, but also disagree. Except that a lot of democrats I've met are bigots.
6. I am a Catholic. For some reason this is political. (If you’re Catholic too, let’s chat! n.n) Get over it. I'm not racist, I'm not trying to convert you, and God loves me. He loves you too. Why do people act like that's evil?
7. I think people shouldn't have sex til their married. Not just for religious reasons, it's also because, if you have sex a lot before marriage, what do you save for the person you REALLY love?
8. Drugs and alcohol are bad. B. A. D. You can't argue with this one. TT Hugs, not drugs.
9. Our government is not screwed up. The people in our government are screwed up.
10. Race and religion don't matter. Why do people like to get tanned, but hate dark colored people?? WTF!? And I know what it’s like to be abused about religion. I’m white, so no one talks about that…but y’know how people always stereotype that Jews are the ones who get prejudiced? Well, none of the Jews in my grade have ever been made fun of, but last year everyone in the school made fun of me for being Catholic EVERY DAY. So yeah. Don’t EVER call ME intolerable.
11. Girls are just as good as boys. I'm surrounded by lots of retarded boys (WHEN do they mature?) but I'm trying to lower my sexism (They ain't making it easy).
12. I feel that major issues are hypocrisy and apathy. I hate both of these severely.
13. The death penalty is wrong. Why do we kill people to show killing people is wrong?
What are your favorite anime pairings?
For FMA: The best pairing is EdxWinry. (Other pairings: RoyxRiza, LingxRanFan, ScarxLust, RussellxSheska, AlxOC)I'm good with AlxMei, I just prefer AlxOc and FletcherxMei.
Naruto: SasukexSakura (NaruxHina, NejixTen, ShikaxTemari but ShikaxIno isn't unheard of I may write a fanfic for them if asked)
Kare Kano: TakashixMaho (and all the canon pairings from this manga)
Inuyasha: MirokuxSango (InuxKago, SessoxRin)
Fruits Basket: KatsuyaxKyoko or KurenoxArisa…or YukixMachi (All the normal pairings, and MomijixSaki!!)
Avatar: SokkaxToph (Kataang!)
Ouran High School: TamakixHaruhi (No others)
Yu Yu Hakusho: HieixMukuro (Yuskei, KuraxBot, KuwaxYuki)
Tenchi: TenchixRyoko
Bleach: IchigoxRukia (ToshiroxMomo, KisukexYoruichi, GinxRanginku)
Buso Renkin: KazukixTokiko
Girl Got Game: ChiharuxKyo
Ceres: YuhixAya
Rebound/Harlem Beat: SawamuraxMizzy
DNAngel: SatoshixRisa (DaiDarRiku...so NOT a threesome!)
Flame of Recca: ReccaxYanagi (DomonxFuko) (Kaoru NEEDS to stay single. Ditto Tokiya.)
If people will give me other animes, I'll put my favorite pairings for those too!
What are you afraid of? Some of my phobias:
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents. (Fear of people I love in accidents)
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. (no one's worse than your peers)
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers.(Only if they might be dangerous.)
And my biggest phobia:
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
And I think Marinophobia is fear of sea creatures, which I severely have
Other websites? [link] [link]
Are you in love? I'm so cool I confessed to the guy I liked!!
Which Harry Potter characters are you in love with? Fred, George, Lupin, Sirius, and Kreacher. I will marry Kreacher and have little half-elf-half-human babies.
Lord of the Rings characters? PIPPIN, Legolas, PIPPIN, Aragorn, PIPPIN, Merry, PIPPIN, Eomir, PIPPIN, Faramir, PIPPIN, Boromir, and Pippin.
Are you a nice person? Pssssht.
Are you a hopeless romantic? HECK YES!
Do you like yaoi? HECK EFFING NO.
What about yuri? What about you dying?
On that note, I don't dislike people who like yaoi/yuri as long as
1. They like somewhat CANON pairings/pairings in which one character isn't already involved with a member of the opposite gender.
2. They don't try to force you to convert to yaoiism/yuriism.
3. They don't have 15 different pairings for one character.
4. They don't make you hear about it if it makes you feel uncomfortable.
5. They like it for the pairings, not for the hotness. I don't like it when people say "but it's so hot!!!" Well...some people think rape is hot, y'know?
Do you hate anyone? I try not to hate people. But I severely dislike some of them.
Do people hate you? Lots of people hate me. Some of them, I have absolutely no idea why, but they hate me. I don't care if people hate me, as long as they don't lie about me.
Have you ever had a boyfriend? Nah, I'm only fourteen! And girls who date before 16 are whores! So says mah sista.
How do you show care for someone? When I love someone (either platonic or romantic) I either shower them with praise or wail on them all the time. Because the more you ruv someone, de more you want to kir dem.
What are your usual grades? I get 4.0s on pure luck.
Any other questions? Go 'head an' ask 'em, I'll answer 'em!
I'm a tsukkomi!
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Things I dislike:
Cheerleaders/popular people. Not always synonymous, I know.
Bigoted hypocrites.
People who think I must have no friends because I don't like Edward Cullen. Because, in the real world, people only care about your opinion on Edward Cullen.
The fact that Cullen has the same name as Edward Elric. He doesn't deserve the same name as someone as funny as Ed.
Men. I hate men. I can't abide em even now and then. (-continues to sing the "I Hate Men" song from "Kiss Me Kate")
People who insult you without due cause. If person A insults person B first, then person B can insult A back, and has a perfectly valid reason for doing so. Person A's just a .
Zac Efron.
Vanessa Hudgens.
When people judge you meanly based on your likes/dislikes. -.-;
Political correctness. I mean, to a certain extent, it's wonderful, but nearly everyone takes it too far or not far enough. Extreme political correctness is like walking on very thin ice; you're trying so carefully to tread lightly, so that you don't break it, that you lose your own stride. (Copyrighted, muffin-heads.
)Hilary Duff.
When people assume things about me, 98 of which are never true.
When people call me "gay". If you're using it like "homosexual", let me make something clear. I am not, nor have I ever been, gay. I like boys. I have always liked boys. I will always like boys. I am not gay, lesbian, or anything. If you mean it like "stupid", then you're the stupid one. Gay doesn't mean stupid, and it annoys me when people say that. I don't support homosexuality, but I hate people who insult homosexuals. Find a new insult.
Popular people. Doo-doo heads! Oh yeah, I went there!
People who don't know any Shakespeare. DUUUUDE, what's WRONG with you!?
Things I like:
The word "stepchiled'. No, it's not a real word, it's a word my friend and I use to shorten the phrase "red-headed stepchild with sexy legs". Yeah, don't ask.
Hugs.
Acting like a lesbian with your friends.
Pretending to be racist with your friends.
Getting into discussions about nerdy things with your friends.
Anime and Manga!
EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXWINRY! EDXFREAKINGWINRY!
The song "Why am I Gabriel? Why am I Anderson?" If you don't know it, monkey you!
King Tut. (Golden idol...he's an Egyptian!) by Steve Martin.
Steve Martin.
Robin Williams.
My brothers.
My kick-rhymes-with-trash sister.
My mommy and daddy.
My friends, EXCEPT JAY! ; Jk, I loooove you, Jay-bozu, you red headed stepchild with sexy legs!
Greed!Ling's facial expressions in FMA. I don't know why I find them so funny. I just do.
Reading through people's profiles. Man, some people are HILARIOUS!
The phrase "butternut crudmuffins".
Meeting nice people.
My views on some of the most important issues of humankind:
1. Pepsi vs. Coke: Coke wins. Whilst Pepsi does do well with Jazz and a few others, they always copy off Coke. -shakes head sadly and begins to tear up-
2. Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings: Considering the fact that every Star Wars movie either had crappy special effects, crappy script, or an "evil wins" theme, LOTR wins.
3. Pirates vs. Ninjas: Ninjas. I'm sorry, but Kakashi would kick Jack's butt.
4. Cats vs. Dogs: Cats.
5. Love vs. Money: Love.
6. Rich and miserable vs. Poor and happy: Poor. Duh.
7. Old Disney vs. Present Disney: Old Disney. Now they're trying to make sequels, most of which suck.
8. Harry vs. Ron: Ron. Ron gets Hermione, Ron is cooler, and from what I can tell, Ron has more fangirls.
9. Anime vs. Manga: Manga. Sometimes the voice actors suck. Case in point: DNAngel. The only reason I watched it was cause of Dark's voice actor. Even the art sucked. My poor Satoshi-sama...
Another case: Flame of Recca anime. No. Just...no. Literally, a huge piece of me DIED after seeing three minutes of that!
10. Cheddar vs. Mozzarella: Cheddar!!
11. My Chemical Romance vs. Green Day: MCR FOREVER!
12. Marvel vs. DC: MARVEL! The only good DC comics character is Batman. Wonder Woman's pretty good, and the Flash is okay, but Marvel just pwns.
13. Facebook vs. Myspace: Facebook.
14. Miley vs. Selena: Not even a contest. Miley.
15. Miley vs. Hannah: Miley.
16. Ninjas vs. Vampires: Which vampire, which ninja? Fai would kill Naruto, but Kurei would totally own Edward Cullen. Set him aflame with Kurenai, Kurei! PLEEEEEASE!! And hel-LO, Mr. Crepsley vs. Kakashi? Our Vampy would OWN HIS FACE!!
17. King Kong vs. Godzilla: King Kong, probably. But I've never seen a Godzilla movie...Hm...
18. Jonas Vs. Miley: Miley would win one-on-one (girl power!
but they'd beat her if they ganged up.19. Nick Jonas vs. Joe Jonas: As awesome as Joe's name is, I'll have to go with Nick. =
20. Alex Rider vs. Artemis Fowl: ARGH! I...MUST...CHOOSE!
Artemis. I'm so sorry, Alex. It's just that you aren't as funny. -runs away crying-
21. Vampires vs. Werewolves: Again, which vampire, which werewolf? Cullen vs. Black? Psht, Jacob owns. Darren Shan vs. Jacob Black? Darren would beat Jacob within an inch of his life. Then he'd be all honorable and be like, "here, let me tend your wounds..." DARREN, I LOVES YOU!!
22. Boys vs. Girls: Girls, for several reasons. If you want em, I'll give em.
23. Edward vs. Jacob: Seriously, if you don't know my answer, you probably have brain damage.
24. Stewie vs. Brian: Stewie. All the freaking way.
Defending Stuff I Like Against Arguments:
1. Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
Argument1: She's, like, schizophrenic!
My Reply: You DO know that the whole Hannah/Miley thing is for her SHOW, right? That it was DISNEY'S idea?
2: The song Nobody's Perfect is sooooo vain!
R: Have you ever actually listened to the lyrics? It never once says that Hannah's perfect. The line is "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again til I get it right". Not, "Nobody's perfect but ME!" No, it's saying that to get something right you have to work at it.
3:She dated Nick Jonas! NICK'S MINE!
R: ...Has Nick ever met you? You're more like his stalker than his girlfriend, especially if you hate someone just because they've dated him.
4. She's such a who.re!
R: Right. Because most of the celebrities out there are just ever so chaste.
5. Her dad got her job FOR her.
R: When you become famous, get your own TV show, and be known to every American (for good or bad), all on your own, with no help, tell me, and then your argument will be valid.
6. I hate her voice!
R: Okay. But then, after saying that, you comment on people's Miley stuff saying "she's a !" or whatever. Your voice PROBABLY isn't that much better.
2. Anime/Manga
1: It's backwards! That's so WEIRD!
R: Lots of countries have their written language read right-to-left or up-to-down, etc. Saying that manga is bad because it's read right-to-left is racist and ethnocentric. Keeping it right-to-left respects the manga-ka, (the person who draws the manga) as they tend to like it better that way.
2: It's all about fighting/It's all about se.x!
R: Not true. Just as there are several different kinds of novels, there are different genres of manga.
Examples: Fullmetal Alchemist is a fantasy/fighting manga. But Fruits Basket is a fantasy/romance manga. And just because a manga has fighting in it, there are always other elements. Ex: Dragonball Z is mainly focused on fighting, but there's a lot of comedy and a little romance in it too. n.n
3. I HATE POKEMON!
R: Right. Because Pokemon is definitely the only anime out there.
4. I hate reading!
R: How often do you read for pleasure? Try it. You might actually enjoy it.
5. I prefer REAL books.
R: Why? Manga has pretty pretty pictures.
6. It rots your mind! (Parents)
R: Actually, I have learned a large amount about the Japanese culture from manga. And shouldn't we be encouraged to broaden our horizons?
3. My Edward Cullen Hate
1. How can you hate him?
R: He's boring. He's the perfect man, and so he's boring. -shrugs-
2. Have you even read the books!?
R: Yes.
3. You have all that manga crap, so we have Edward!
R: There are literally thousands of manga series. There is one Twilight series. See the difference? And don't call it crap, as you've probably never read it. Also, manga/anime icons are different because we use IMAGES, not just lines that have been used for a million other icons. I swear to God, "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb" is so freaking over used! >
And...consider this. 75 of the time I go on Iconator, there's a Twilight avvie in the new avatars section. And it's not, like, original or anything. That doesn't happen with manga avvies.4. How can you hate a fictional character?
R: The same way you can love one.
5. Well you're obsessed with him too if you hate him!
R: No. He takes up maybe .0001 of my life. I just made that avvie and the club in passing. It took like three minutes, for God's sake.
6. You're just trying to offend people!
R: Who's trying to offend someone here? Me, who just made a little avvie, or all the people who comment my profile cursing me out and saying I have no friends since I hate Edward Cullen?
7. Edward's too good for you anyway!
R: ...gee. Poor me.
8. You can have your opinion, just be nice about it!
R: How is "I Hate Edward Cullen" mean? If I said "Edward Cullen Lovers Are ", then it would be, but I have never said anything like that, nor do I think it.
4. Winry Rockbell, from FMA
1. She's a slut!
R: Not really. She only has one shirt in the story that's sluttish, and she only wears it at home. Outside of home, she wears not sluttish shirts.
2. ED'S MINE!
R: Are you serious? He's a fictional character. He will never be yours. Ever. He can, however, be Winry's. So if you really loved him, you would accept that he loves her.
3. Ed's Roy's/Rose's/Noa's/etc!
R: Um...no. Do you want me to go through and point out every proof of EdxWin, and anti proof of Edxanyone else? EdxWinry is canon, guys.
4. She whines all the time!
R: Compared to a bunch of military generals, who are, like, the only other characters, yeah, Winry's not that tough.
For really good Winry defense, go to [link]
Seriously, this person's awesome! If I had a livejournal account I'd worship the computer she types on.
5. John McCain
1. He's a Republican!
R: Are you so petty that a person's political party matters so much? You would never even consider voting for someone who didn't agree with you? That's bigoted.
2. He's a war-monger!
R: Judging by how he was TORTURED FOR YEARS FOR HIS COUNTRY, I would think that McCain, more than anyone else, knows how bad war is, but that it is sometimes necessary!
3. I hate the war!
R: Most people do. But can we really justify scre.wing over a country and then leaving so we can say "well, we stopped hurting them!" We need to finish our job, then help them recover.
4. He thinks we should stay in the war for 100 years!
R: -Sigh- He said our troops would be in Iraq for 100 years, not that we'd be in the war that long. We have troops all over the world, and they've been there for a while. THAT'S what he meant.
5. He's so old!
R: Since when does age tell you how useful someone will be? Doesn't wisdom come with years? Geez.
6. Obama/Hilary forever!
R: Obama can run in four years, when he knows more about leading people. And do you seriously want Hilary for president? I don't think you can trust her as far as you can throw her.
Jesus is not my homeboy. He's my Lord. But prodigal son is mah homeboy! XD
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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this in your profile to make it longer.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you think that the toucans should just screw the gd 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you make you own "copy and paste"'s, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there is no emo, there is only Homunculus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have Spider-Man accessories in your bedroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have no athletic ability and are a magnet for ball-related injuries, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually like some of your teachers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have, like, a million nicknames that people use for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If they're taking the hobbits to Isengard, copy and paste this into your profile.
KEITH! MY LIFE! MY LOVE! MY SOUL!
Keith: Shut. Up. You STALKER!
Why do I say stalker so often? Stalker, stalker, stalker, staaaaaaaalkeeeeeer!!
IT MUST BE A LONG PROFILE, ELSE IT WOULD NOT EFFECTIVELY SHOW MY COMPLEXITUDENESS!! GOSH!
---and that's where my profile ends. In case you're wondering, I copied a lot of my fanfic profile from my Iconator profile. WHEE!
And an FMA Questionnaire!
--------[YOU]--------
1] What is your real first name? ...Mary.
2] What is your nickname? Peggy
3] What is your gender? Uh...uh...is this a trick question???
4] How old are you? 14
--------[FAVORITES]--------
5] Who's your fav FMA chara? WINRY!!!!
6] Fav FMA song? Rewrite or Melissa!
7] Fav OP? Rewrite!
8] Fav ED? Vic, duh!
9] Fav Elric Brother? Um, Ed. I don't really like Al...
10] Fav deadly sin? ANIME WRATH!!!!!!
11] Fav chimera? Dorchet. -sniff-
12] Fav episode? Uh...probably the one where Winry comes in. n.n
13] Fav scene? When Winry hugs Ed in the movie.
14] Fav place? Central. Everything's there.
15] Fav game? I HATE THE GAMES I HATE THE GAMES I HATE THE GAMES
16] Fav military staff? Jean or Riza!
17] Fav male chara? Ed or Wrath
18] Fav female chara? WINRY!!!!!!!
--------[EITHER/OR'S]--------
19] Who's cooler? Ed or Roy? Ed.
20] Who's cooler? Ed or Al? Ed. I dislike Al.
22] Who's stronger? Armstrong or Izumi's husband? His name is SIG, dumb@$$!!!! And he's best.
23] Who's more brutal? Winry or Izumi? Izumi, because Winry shows her soft side more often.
24] Who's the deadliest homunculus? Envy. HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM!
25] Which is better? Automail or alchemy? Automail! It'd be so fun!
26] Who's smarter? Ed or Roy? Um, WHO became a state alchemist at the age of TWELVE???? HMMMMMMM?????
27] Who's cuter? Ed or Roy? Ed. Duh.
28] Which is more painful? Losing your arm or leg? Arm.
29] What's better? Metal or fire? Why all these Ed vs. Roy ?s????? Anyway, metal.
30] What's better? Steak or potatoes? WHAT KIND OF AN FMA QUESTION IS THAT!????
31] Who's cooler? Winry or Riza? Sorry, Riza, I love you, but Winry has more personality.
32] Who would win? Riza or Izumi? Ooh...
33] Who would get married? ED AND WINRY!
34] Who would say "poop?" Uh, Maes.
35] Who would say "buttmonkeys?" Ed or Hughes? Maes.
36] Who wouldn't say "howdy do"? Ed.
--------[ED AND AL'S ROOM]--------
37] First floor or second floor? What?
38] One or two beds? TWO! Ed and Al are not incestuous!
39] What kind of wallpaper? On Al's side, kittens. On Ed's side, Winry in a bikini. What a great wallpaper for him.
40] The floor? ...what?
41] How many windows or do they even have a window? WTF IS WITH THESE POINTLESS QUESTIONS!??
42] What's inside their closet? cats and pictures of Winry in a bikini.
43] Is their room clean? Pft, no.
44] 1900ish or let's make it modern? Modern.
45] Depending on your answer above, what supplies do they have? ANNOYING QUESTION!
46] Any pets? Oh, are you @#!$ing me? Cats galore.
47] Home alone, party, parents, etc? Ed: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!!!!!
--------[WISHES]--------
49] Why is he/she/it your fav chara? Because she is such an interesting character, she truly loves Ed, and he back, and she's utterly adorable, and very funny.
50] Do you wish you were like him/her/it? Yeah...all the time.
51] Do you wish you were with him/her/it? I would really like to hang out with her! She'd make a great big sis!
52] Do you wish him/her/it is real? Yeah! Then she could beat up her haters!
53] Do you wish FMA would never end? I wish they would change the anime ending, but I wish the manga would never end!
54] Do you wish the FMA movie was on right now? NO. HATED THE MOVIE.
55] Do you wish you had automail? Yeah!
56] Do you wish you were a big suit of armor? NO!
57] Do you wish you were in the military? No, I'd have to kill people! ;_;
58] Do you wish that alchemy really worked? Pft, YEAH!
59] Do you wish for an endless amount of FMA stuff in your room? That would be LOVELY!!!!!!!!!
--------[YOU IN THE FMA WORLD]--------
60] What would be your name? Kitty Beret.
61] Your rank? Mechanic!
62] Are you an alchemist? Yes, that's why my automail is the second best!
63] What type of alchemy do you use? Metal.
64] Who are you friends with? Winry!!! and Ranfan.
65] Who are your foes? ENVY, ROSE, NOAH, and DANTE!!!
66] What is your purpose in the FMA world? To get Ed to admit his love for Winry! Hehehe!
67] Are you strong, smart, fast, etc? Smart, I come up with the plans!
68] Do the Elric Bros cross paths with you? What would be the point of being in the FMA world if they DON'T????
69] Do they join you? No, because I live in Risembool, helping Winry out.
70] Does Roy happen to bump heads with you? Yes, and I pushed him onto Riza's mouth.
71] Does Roy flirt with you? Ooh, pedophile?
72] Anyone else you run into? Yeah, probably.
73] Does anyone ever save you or are you too tough to be saved? I doubt I would get into situations in which I would need saving--but Winry gets kidnapped and me and Ed save her! (with some passionateness on Ed's part, ooh, he loves her, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
74] Did you almost get killed by anyone? Riza, after I push Roy onto her.
75] What areas/towns have you visited? Central and Risembool.
76] Are you a lazy or outgoing person? Pft, both.
77] If you're an alchemist, do you desire the Philosopher's Stone? I don't need it.
78] Do you have any automail? No, but I spaz out over it.
79] Any friends with you? Jay and Flo!
80] Whatever your purpose is, do you succeed? -smiles evilly-
81] Did you ever kill anyone during a fight? NO!
82] If you saw a poor lil' neko/dog, what would you do? Uh, run away before my kindness kicks in.
83] If you're an alchemist, who would you ask for advice on anything about alchemy? Izumi.
--------[FANDOM]--------
84] Would you call Ed short if you really met him? Yup!
85] Do you have a crush on any of the FMA charas? Wrath, Ed, Russell, Hughes, Roy, and Ling.
86] Would you want to marry him/her? No. Wrath is too young, Ed loves Winry, Russell (in my fandom) loves Sheska, Hughes is MARRIED, and Roy loves Riza. And Ling loves Ranfan.
87] Would you ask Al if you could hide inside his armor? No.
88] Are you an obsessed FMA fan? Would I be taking this quiz if I WASN'T???
90] Own an FMA website? Dunno how to make a website...
91] Do you draw lots of FMA fanart? -laughs at the ridiculousness of that question-
92] Lots of FMA fanfics? -continues to laugh-
93] What would be your reaction when you see Roy? Hey look it's Roy!
94] What would be your reaction when you see Ed randomly in a hardware shop or someplace? MUST...INSINUATE...EDXWIN!
95] What would be your reaction when you see Armstrong randomly in a gym or someplace? I would run towards him screaming my head off and laughing.
96] Have you seen the whole series? Pretty much...missed a few episodes...
97] Are you obsessed with a certain chara? Winry, Ed, Wrath.
98] Have you ever dreamed or thought about FMA during school, in a car, in bed, etc? Yep.
99] Between a scale 1-10, how big a fan are you? A 10. n.n
100] Do you wonder why you took this FMA survey? Uh, no. But I do wonder why you AREN'T taking it!!!!!
My Deviantart journal can be found here
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